Marchand Tawse Côte De Nuits Villages 2016

£29.00

The winemaker wiped paranoid perspiration from his forehead as he typed the final words: 'So, I've decided to take my work back underground.. to stop it falling into the wrong...

The winemaker wiped paranoid perspiration from his forehead as he typed the final words:


'So, I've decided to take my work back underground.. to stop it falling into the wrong hands'*


If anyone discovered this Marchand Tawse Cotes De Nuits Villages they may use it for the wrong reasons. It's fresh red fruit flavours could bribe a high-ranking diplomat to do anything a villain wanted. A rogue state may use a whole bottle to lure unsuspecting key scientists to their next meeting -Perfect Food Pairing Whilst Designing Weapons of Mass Consumption. They might even drink some whilst eating a spicy curry- that'd be utter sacrilege. They could control thousands with this wine.


OR THEY MIGHT TELL ODDBINS- One thing is vital, don't let Oddbins know...they'll tell everyone.


UK Mainland Addresses

(excludes Northern Ireland, the Scottish Highlands & Islands, and the Isles of Wight, Man and Scilly - please see below)

Service Price Additional Information

Standard

£4.95

FREE

Most Standard Delivery parcels arrive within 2 working days of placement of your order.

Free Standard Delivery is offered on all orders of £100 or more.
Next Day £6.95

If you place an order by 2pm (UK time), Monday - Thursday, it will be delivered the next day*. Orders placed between 2pm on Thursday and 2pm on Friday will be delivered on the following Monday and orders placed between 2pm Friday and 2pm Monday will be delivered on the following Tuesday.

Saturday £11.95
(all order values)

Orders must be placed online by 2pm Friday to be delivered on the Saturday of the same week, otherwise it is assumed the order is for the following Saturday. Available for most UK Mainland Postcodes.

Next Day Before 12noon £12.95
(all values)

Available for most UK Mainland Postcodes.Orders must be placed online by 2pm for delivery the next working day.

Next Day Before 10am £19.95
(all values)

Available for most UK Mainland Postcodes.Orders must be placed online by 2pm for delivery the next working day.

Remote Areas - Northern Ireland, the Scottish Highlands & Islands, Isle of Wight, Isle of Man and The Scilly Isles

Delivery Service Price Additional Information

Standard

£9.95

We can only offer Standard Delivery to these parts of the UK and delivery times will vary locally. Typically, orders placed before 2pm should be received in 3 or 4 working days, although some of the most rural locations may take longer.** Free Standard Delivery to mainland UK addresses on orders over £100.